Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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