id be glad to
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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