If that was your dad, he is hot
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I didn't notice because vodka
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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