He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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