Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My day in three words: secret purse cake
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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