Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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