Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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