i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
