Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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