she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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