the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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