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his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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