Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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