LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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