I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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