Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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