In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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