I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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