maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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