I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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