You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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