your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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