Will you blow on my dice?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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