my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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