just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So much rum. So many feels.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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