i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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