he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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