Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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