Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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