It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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