yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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