there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
