just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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