Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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