He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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