she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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