honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
