This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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