Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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