Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
