what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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