This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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