piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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