Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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