I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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