Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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