Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
that's an acceptable place to lick
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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