Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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