ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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