My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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