i barfeds in our rink
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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