Don't you send me to vm
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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