Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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